A Blank Page Worth $22.95
Yes, you read that right. And yes, we're completely serious.
The $22.95 Paradox
In 1975, Gary Dahl sold a rock for $3.95. Not a diamond. Not a crystal. Just a rock in a box with a training manual. He made millions.
In 2025, we're selling you something even more ridiculous: nothing.
But here's the thing about nothing: it's the foundation of everything.
Before the universe existed
there was nothing
Before every masterpiece
there was a blank canvas
Before every fortune
there was an empty bank account
Before every love story
there was an empty heart
And before your next big breakthrough... there's this blank page.
The Empty Space in a Full World
Look around you. Your inbox is full. Your camera roll is full. Your calendar is full. Your mind is full.
When was the last time you stared at nothing?
No, really. When was the last time you gave yourself permission to start from zero? To begin again? To face the terrifying possibility of an empty page?
"I bought this blank page as a joke to show my therapist how I was wasting money. Ended up using it to write the letter that saved my marriage."
What if I told you that the most valuable page you'll ever buy is completely blank?
Stop scrolling. Take a breath. You're about to make a decision that's either completely absurd or absolutely brilliant.
Let's be honest: right now, you're thinking, "This has to be a joke." And maybe it is. Or maybe...
Maybe it's the mirror you've been avoiding. The wake-up call you've been hitting snooze on. The blank canvas that's been waiting for your masterpiece.
The Price of Digital Clutter
And yet, when someone offers us an empty space to think, to dream, to plan... we hesitate.
Maybe that says something about us. Maybe it says something about you.
"Bought one for everyone on my team. Told them it was their Q4 bonus. Three quit on the spot. The ones who stayed built our best product yet."
The Psychology of Nothing
Psychologists call it 'analysis paralysis'. Writers call it 'blank page syndrome'. Artists call it 'creative block'.
We're all afraid of nothing. Of emptiness. Of possibility.
But what if that's exactly what you need right now?
A space where there are no expectations. No notifications. No likes. No shares. No comments.
Just you and the endless possibility of nothing.
Tabula Rasa: Your Clean Slate Awaits
The ancient philosophers spoke of 'tabula rasa' - the blank slate we're all born with. But when was the last time you gave yourself permission to start fresh?
In a world of endless notifications, constant updates, and infinite scrolling, emptiness has become luxury.
What's more valuable: Another app you'll never open, or a blank page that could change everything?
The Price of Attention
Why $22.95? Because if you don't pay, you won't pay attention.
That's not just clever wordplay. It's a fundamental truth about human psychology. We value what we pay for. We ignore what we get for free.
Buy Your Blank Page Now* Remember: No refunds. Because some decisions, like some pages, should remain permanent.
Frequently Asked Questions (Yes, Really)
Why would anyone pay for a blank page?
Why would anyone pay for therapy? For art? For silence? If you don't pay, you won't pay attention. That's not just our slogan - it's the uncomfortable truth about how human psychology works. When was the last time you truly valued something you got for free?
How can I use this blank page?
How can't you use it? Make a digital paper airplane. Write your resignation letter. Draft your novel. Plan your escape. Draw your future. Or just stare at it until you realize what you really want to do with your life. The possibilities are literally endless because, well, it's blank.
Is this a scam?
We're literally telling you we're selling nothing for $22.95. This is probably the most honest sales page you've ever read.
What's your refund policy?
None. Zero. Nada. Just like what we're selling. All sales are final because, let's be honest, what exactly would you be returning?
What format will I receive?
A pristine PDF of absolutely nothing. Compatible with every device because, well, it's empty.
Can't I just create my own blank page?
Of course you can. You can also make your own coffee, cut your own hair, and be your own therapist. How's that working out for you?
Is this art?
If you have to ask, you might need this more than you think.
What makes this blank page different from other blank pages?
You paid for it. And that makes all the difference.
Are you serious?
Dead serious about selling you nothing. What you make of that nothing - that's entirely up to you.
What if I do nothing with my blank page?
Then you'll have paid $22.95 to learn something about yourself. Still cheaper than therapy.
What The Critics Say
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen."
"Complete waste of money."
"Who would buy this???"
And yet...
"I printed it out. Burned it. Watched my fears go up in smoke. Cheaper than a pack of cigarettes, healthier than therapy."
The Real Cost of Nothing
- A cup of corporate coffee: $4.95
- A month of unused app subscriptions: $29.97
- Another self-help book you won't finish: $24.99
- The courage to start over: $22.95
Which one might actually change your life?
Fair Warning
This blank page might be the most uncomfortable purchase you've ever made.
It might make you question every other dollar you've spent.
It might force you to face the emptiness you've been filling with endless scrolling and mindless consumption.
It might change nothing.
Or it might change everything.
"I stared at it for an hour. Then I wrote two words: 'I quit.' Best $22.95 I ever spent."
The Choice Is Yours
You can keep scrolling. Keep consuming. Keep filling your digital life with more noise.
Or you can buy a blank page for $22.95.
And maybe, just maybe, it'll be the most valuable nothing you've ever owned.
Get Your Blank Page Now* Remember: No refunds. Because some decisions, like some pages, should remain permanent.
